Dry Humor

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  1. KidA New Member

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    There are some silly people on this forum, so i figure they may want to share there jokes, puns, or witty statements. and why not make them jean related ;-)
     
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    for example:
    i tried soaking my jeans but when they were in the water they were still dry. ;-)
     
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    Heheheh Your a fun guy, a good newbee. are you friends with that hernadez guy and tennis in jeans?
     
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    yeah its a good one, like my sig. it was loads of fun soaking your XX-005s and asking if they were dry yet?

    and yeah we are all friends
     
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    and pressure theif/along with PT's brother cardcastleruins
     
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    last night i woke up in the middle of the night and started hearing things...you know, weird things. it was kind of eary.
     
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    so there's this church right, and the bell ringer dies.
    so the minister and the owner wants to replace him after about three weeks...
    so they have auditions and the first guy comes in and the owner goes "okay go up there and try it out and we'll see how you do."
    so the guy goes up there and he falls of the ledge and dies insantly when he hits the ground.
    both the minister and the owner run down and start freaking out, "gah what happened??? Did you know him?" asks the minister.
    "no not all, never seen him" exclaims the owner.
    "okay fine we'll just forget about it"
    so a new guy comes in a couple days later and they go through the same process.
    except, when he goes to try and ring the bells, the guy freaks out and hits his face on the ball hard, and falls of the ledge and dies instantly.
    they both flip out and go down "gah what happened?????" did you know this guy too?"
    the minister quickly answers "no but his face rings a bell..."
     
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    hahaha where did you hear that one? umm me? :)
     
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    ju know it.
     
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    Why didn't the allergy medicine leave the building when the fire alarm went of?


    Because he though it might have Ben-a-drill.
    (cedit: tennisINjeans)

    By the way funny how the allergy medicine is a male.
    Also we own this thread us Nashua denim-heads.

    More jeans jokes in here.


    Also we need to get together that big ass pics of our collective denim collection. Maybe it can rival Bilmaga's collection.
     
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    whats true about tee-shirt's friend selvege?

    he's a wefty.
     
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    i dont know if 5, nay... 10 of you could rival bil's collection... that guy is a monster



    where did george washington keep his armies?









    his sleevies.
     
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    what do you get when you have 50 lesbians and 50 city workers in one room?














    100 people that don't do dick.
     
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    hahaha thats a good one...
    definately one to add to the joke list.
     
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    why did the rabbits miss the train?

    they were a hare late.
    the eary joke is excellent. i haven't heard that one from PT yet.

    silly jokes are so fantastic.
     
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    Oh hey we got some non nashuans using this thread. i like the george washington one.

    Contest:
    Best original dry jeans joke wins nothing. Although props due of course.
     
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    A few foot/shoe jokes

    why did the shoe overdose?
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    because his drink was laced!


    Who was responsible for the foots blisters?
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    Its arch enemy!


    haha we are so lame
     
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    i knew somebody was going to say a chicken joke.
     
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    what do you mean its not a chicken joke?
     
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    i am confused. that joke sounds like one about a chicken to me?
     

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